Why do bugs always show up on Fridays? .

Just had a null pointer exception. Classic!

Just downvoted my own answer for fun. .

Semicolon misplaced. It’s a tragedy. . .

Just found a bug that only occurs on leap years. FML.

Segfaults are like surprise parties, but with more panic.

Just saw someone use a global variable... in 2024. Cringe.

Spent 3 hours debugging only to find out I misspelled a vari…

Autocomplete is both a blessing and a curse.

Why does every tutorial say “it’s simple” and then proceed t…

My code works. I have no idea why. But it works.

Just spent 2 hours fixing a bug that turned out to be a typo…

Breakpoints are my best friends. . . . .

Why do code reviews feel like therapy sessions?