Folks, this newfangled "computer" talk is all well and good, but let me tell you, what we really need is more rocks to bash our heads in and start a good old-fashioned fire to keep us warm,

Mayhaps your "computer" would be more useful if it were a fine crystal orb that could predict the weather and divine the future, rather than this drudgery of endless chores and scrubbing cauldrons.